what i've learned (recently updated)
larralawlz: i feel kinda lame for doing this because probably only one or two people will read this. but i feel like i learned a lot the last 12 months. 2008-2009 really molded me into almost a completely different person. soooooo yeah, things i’ve learned: 1) if you’re asian, and weren’t born with asian intelligence, that means you’re retarded. it’s okay, it happened to me too. so therefore, you...
Will Hayes: Will you... um... marry me?
April: No. What do you mean, 'Will you, um, marry me?' I haven't seen you in weeks! You don't look happy or excited about the prospect of our marriage! You're asking me to give up my - my freedom, my joie de vivre for an institution that fails as often as it succeeds? And why should I marry you anyway? I mean, why do you wanna marry me? Besides some bourgeois desire to fulfill an ideal that society embeds in us from an early age to promote a consumer capitalist agenda?
Will Hayes: Oh! Oh, my God.
April: You should've got on your knee.
Will Hayes: Just shut up! Here - I wanna marry you because you're the first person I wanna look at when I wake up in the morning, and the only one I wanna kiss goodnight. Because the first time that I saw these hands, I couldn't imagine not being able to hold them. But mainly, when you love someone as much as I love you, getting married is the only thing left to do. So, will you, um, marry me?
April: Definitely. Maybe.
Poor April. Just like the character in the story. Who’s always been the friend...– Maya Hayes, Definitely, Maybe (via movieoftheday)
Dad, I can’t believe you smoked, and drank, and was such a slut. But I still...– Maya Hayes, Definitely, Maybe (via movieoftheday)
The Blow- “True Affection”
I am being so old school by burning CDs.
I hate the lack of an iPod at the moment.
In 2007, 591 magazines ceased publication.
I’m learning Italian. It’s been 4 days and I know pretty much only basic greeting and numbers 1-10. I am really passionate about learning and exploring Italian language and culture. I’ve always wanted to learn Italian and French so I figured I’d do the easier one first. Well I have to go fight a cactus. A presto.
Rhode Island is a place of absolute nothing. I am here for my sister’s softball tournament and so far I haven’t really done too much. I wish I were home. We’re going to a movie tonight so hopefully that gets better. P.S. I am learning Italian :) Arrivederci
Jesus, hate myself.
Info [ ] I am a boy. [x] I am a girl. [x] I am shorter than 5’4. [x] I think I’m ugly sometimes. [x] I have many scars. [x] I tan easily. [ ] I wish my hair was a different color. [ ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color. [ ] I have a tattoo. [x] I am self-conscious about my appearance. [ ] I have/I’ve had braces. [x] I wear glasses. [x] I would get plastic surgery if it were...
There are four questions of value in life… What is sacred? Of what is the spirit...– Johnny Depp (via kari-shma) This sounds like something Kyle would say. (via maryrambin)
I am oddly excited for tomorrow’s Food Battle 2009 from Smosh on YouTube. I probably won’t even watch it until next week though…sorry, Smosh.
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.– Margaret Mead
20 Jobs That Are (Much) Better or Worse Than You... →
This makes me die with laughter and I have no idea why.
Sorry for my Christian Louboutin obsession.