July 2009
what i've learned (recently updated)
larralawlz:
i feel kinda lame for doing this because probably only one or two people will read this. but i feel like i learned a lot the last 12 months. 2008-2009 really molded me into almost a completely different person. soooooo yeah, things i’ve learned: 1) if you’re asian, and weren’t born with asian intelligence, that means you’re retarded. it’s okay, it happened to me too. so therefore, you...
Will Hayes: Will you... um... marry me?
April: No. What do you mean, 'Will you, um, marry me?' I haven't seen you in weeks! You don't look happy or excited about the prospect of our marriage! You're asking me to give up my - my freedom, my joie de vivre for an institution that fails as often as it succeeds? And why should I marry you anyway? I mean, why do you wanna marry me? Besides some bourgeois desire to fulfill an ideal that society embeds in us from an early age to promote a consumer capitalist agenda?
Will Hayes: Oh! Oh, my God.
April: You should've got on your knee.
Will Hayes: Just shut up! Here - I wanna marry you because you're the first person I wanna look at when I wake up in the morning, and the only one I wanna kiss goodnight. Because the first time that I saw these hands, I couldn't imagine not being able to hold them. But mainly, when you love someone as much as I love you, getting married is the only thing left to do. So, will you, um, marry me?
April: Definitely. Maybe.
Poor April. Just like the character in the story. Who’s always been the friend...
– Maya Hayes, Definitely, Maybe (via movieoftheday)
Dad, I can’t believe you smoked, and drank, and was such a slut. But I still...
– Maya Hayes, Definitely, Maybe (via movieoftheday)
I am being so old school by burning CDs.
I hate the lack of an iPod at the moment.
In 2007, 591 magazines ceased publication.
(via fuckyeahfacts)
Ciao
I’m learning Italian. It’s been 4 days and I know pretty much only basic greeting and numbers 1-10. I am really passionate about learning and exploring Italian language and culture. I’ve always wanted to learn Italian and French so I figured I’d do the easier one first.
Well I have to go fight a cactus.
A presto.
Rhode Island
Rhode Island is a place of absolute nothing. I am here for my sister’s softball tournament and so far I haven’t really done too much. I wish I were home. We’re going to a movie tonight so hopefully that gets better.
P.S. I am learning Italian :)
Arrivederci
Jesus, hate myself.
Info [ ] I am a boy. [x] I am a girl. [x] I am shorter than 5’4. [x] I think I’m ugly sometimes. [x] I have many scars. [x] I tan easily. [ ] I wish my hair was a different color. [ ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color. [ ] I have a tattoo. [x] I am self-conscious about my appearance. [ ] I have/I’ve had braces. [x] I wear glasses. [x] I would get plastic surgery if it were...
There are four questions of value in life… What is sacred? Of what is the spirit...
– Johnny Depp (via kari-shma)
This sounds like something Kyle would say.
(via maryrambin)
Smosh
I am oddly excited for tomorrow’s Food Battle 2009 from Smosh on YouTube. I probably won’t even watch it until next week though…sorry, Smosh.
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
– Margaret Mead
20 Jobs That Are (Much) Better or Worse Than You... →
This makes me die with laughter and I have no idea why.
lo siento
Sorry for my Christian Louboutin obsession.