June 2009
So Paris says only ugly girls go down on guys...
…Uhhhhhhhh….
A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it....
– kay in men in black (via oldfilmsflicker)
Demetri Martin
R x T = D = $ Hooker
Rate times time equals distance, and also equals how much a hooker is.
Her: I feel so sick.
Him: Whats wrong?
Her: I think my stomach is going to...
It would be so much easier to have a license...
ugh
Anything can be sex. Getting off is sex. Getting to an audience is sex. Looking...
– Lou Reed, 1975 (Blood&Glitter) (via killingbambi) (via suicideblonde)
My iPod pooped...continued from last post...
…been waking up too early. I went to bed at almost 1 and woke up at 7:30 today.
I am having the picnic today. If Ethan wakes up soon we can go finish the shopping I need to do. I think I’ll go for a run and make myself wake up.
My eyelids are heavy...
…I’ve
3992.) I dont know whether to love you or to...
(via blogsecret)
I ran a half mile today
and then my knee hurt like a bitch. I continued until I got to 3.25 miles. It was fun and well worth the pain. I just got home from seeing The Proposal. It was kinda corny and cute but I loved it..and Ryan Reynold’s body. :)
The photo I just posted..
was taken by my ex-boyfriend. It made
me cringe thinking that my favorite picture of myself was taken by him.
Goodnight, My Angel
Billy Joel is a sexy motha fucka.
He makes me so happy no matter how low I am feeling. I listen to “Goodnight, My Angel” and “She’s Got A Way” at least once before I go to sleep because I know then I’ll have good dreams.
So guess who loves Tweet-Deck for the iPhone/iPod...
I do. :)
They fell in love, didn’t they?
– Ally, in The Notebook (movie)
A Short Poem
When the saddness seeps
I turn to sleep
And dream of your face across from mine.
Smirk and giggle I really miss,
But most of all I miss your kiss.
and now I am listening to Katy Perry’s “Thinking of You” and sobbing.
GET OUT OF MY HEAD
Have you ever had the feeling that no matter how hard you try, you can’t get someone off your mind? I have had this dilemna a lot recently. It used to not bother me, but now it seems like he’s haunting me. I should have never loved him. I can’t said “loved”, its still present tense. I shouldn’t love him. It’s been months without him, but it feels like I...
We all have big changes in our lives that are more or less a second chance.
– Harrison Ford (via kari-shma)